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Paper Demotivational Poster


OLD-SCHOOL -


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm
Qmao


Rock Paper Scissors -




TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am
Not entirely screwed if you own a sh**gun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm
Good lord, what is that?


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


Never saw it Coming -


TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.75/5

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calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm
^know
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am
156460
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps


NONCONFORMITY -


TAGS: standin out of a crowd red paper devil
Rating: 4.76/5

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gas - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
yep
spacedog - June 25, 2012, 5:56 pm
Amsome poster Commie.


CAN SOMEONE HELP? - My telescope doesn't seem to be working right...




TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.


TAGS: toilet paper recycled seriously contemplate
Rating: 4.48/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:52 pm
And most of them won't try to actively kill me. It's the ones who will put a Fatwah on my head that give me cause for concern, not the ones who are actually decent human beings who happen to pray towards mecca... they'll just think I'm being a jerk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2013, 11:59 am
Take it easy on the harsh cultural references. We have people from all faiths and ethnicities here.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:21 am
but in all seriousness, when you recycle paper, the fibers get shorter, so cardboard becomes cheap cardboard, which becomes shoddy paper, and so on to toilet paper, where short fibers allow it to fall apart and not clog pipes and septic tanks.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:01 am
... Seriously contemplate? I Contemplated, I dunno how seriously, and then got Ideas that might be capable of getting me in trouble with a billion sociopathic murderous bastards with such poor impulse control that their women have to wear curtains.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2012, 10:41 pm
All right, I'm now installing a French toilet in my bathroom.
tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:40 pm
Nice one.


APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?


TAGS: doctor who psychic paper celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.82/5

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Vinnie - August 17, 2008, 11:25 am
LOL @ last comment
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 12:58 am
The best Ziggy comic ever, that's what I see!


Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists




Murphy's Law - From bad to worse -




IRONY -


TAGS: drawing trees paper irony
Rating: 4.81/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:52 pm
Honestly this took my moronic brain some time to figure out... 5L for the delayed "lol" and "facepalm"


MANAGEMENT LESSON -




CUTTING CORNERS - Doing so only creates more corners.


TAGS: paper scissors rock cutting corners
Rating: 4.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:34 pm
Oooooh, I see what you did there :-D
joe3658 - July 3, 2013, 10:52 am
Depending on your angle, if you cut corners you go from being right to being obtuse.
GaryO - April 5, 2013, 8:28 am
Man, I’m gonna use this for our production group. Great visual! (for once I’m serious in the comment dept) ‘stealthier corners’…now that’s funny.
Iconoclast - April 5, 2013, 1:12 am
You just need to know the angles.
EmilioDumphque - April 4, 2013, 9:19 pm
But they're stealthier corners.


PAPERCLIP - The staple for people with commitment issues


TAGS: paperclip commitment issues
Rating: 4.4/5

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Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:19 pm
Bigger than some p****es.


EDUCATION - has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.


TAGS: education reading newspaper sunny
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

RandomPixilator - December 21, 2010, 12:27 am
Hence we have Facebook, or tabloids
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 7:33 pm
thanks
foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:38 pm
great! 5L + fav!


PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!


TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

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LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm
So many great f***ing games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm
really mods? reallylllylyy?


USE ANDREX -




SARCASM -


TAGS: toilet paper games humor
Rating: 4.92/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:49 am
Take an old cardboard tube and write on it. Then take a new roll of TP and remove the cardboard tube by ripping it to pieces. remove as couple of turns of paper from the inside and slide the sarcastic cardboard tube into place.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2013, 2:58 am
If only there's s way to wrote those words, THEN place toilet paper back on. Lol. Nice one.


WIKIPEDIA - According to it, a war between China and Japan erupted because of a dispute over the rules of an ancient form of Rock, Paper, Scissors... Wait what?




ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS... - 120 mm high explosive shell beats rock, I win!


TAGS: rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.11/5

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lolwut - August 7, 2009, 12:09 am
they tried to exterminate them, but like ****roaches, they keep comin back for more.
oh shuddup - January 16, 2009, 1:57 pm
meh f***in jews always being all in yo face......the lot shouda been exterminated
Jazzhole - July 20, 2008, 3:43 pm
I kinda lol'd


500! -


TAGS: cut feeling paper awesome
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 20, 2014, 9:19 pm
I under5tand, Sho. I understand... to an alarming degree.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 6:47 pm
It certainly does. But how sweet would it be to feel all the pain at once then, never again
MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 5:23 pm
Yes master...I understand 5L too well. But does paper cuts count? Don't you like the feeling and wish...oh never mind.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 9:23 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:45 am
...aaand congrats on your five hundredth poster!
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:43 am
Geeesus, Sho, you have somehow gone from just plain scary to a (shiver) revulsed/petrified combo thing…….more please
ughomer - February 20, 2014, 8:10 am
Count me in, Sho! 5L


I LOOK BACK - And All That Remains Is The Shadow of My Absence




NEWSPAPER DRESS -


TAGS: newspaper dress date wrong read
Rating: 4.84/5

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almarpa - August 21, 2010, 4:42 pm
Thank you folks. I am trying to improve although is dificult
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 6:05 pm
Good one almarpa. 5L (no I'm just reading the b00bs... I mean news.)
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Beautiful! Now this is a d*** good and funny fake! 5L alpaca


ALCOHOLISM - Because even in this economy, someone will buy you a drink.




CIRCUMSTANCES -


TAGS: circumstances toilet paper luck fate motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:43 am
Plan B? Go European. God gave us a left hand for a reason, after all. 5 Left-Handshakes!
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:30 am
You could always ask the next stall if they have change for a 5 :)


MOMMY! - Daddy forgot to refill the toilet paper again!


TAGS: mom dad toilet paper forget
Rating: 3.79/5

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fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:00 pm
Oh Gross! Yuck! Yet somehow frikkin hilarious!


PAPER - Beats rock.


TAGS: paper beats rock
Rating: 1.53/5

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Christopher - March 31, 2009, 4:39 am
Wow, that's awesome. WPWW
Seb - December 20, 2008, 6:56 pm
Should have Churchill with his peace sign, saying "Scissors beats Paper"


Toilet Paper -




BROADS -




FOOD POISONING - Shredded bliss.




GOVERNMENT PAPERWORK -




POTTY HUMOR -


TAGS: toilet paper
Rating: 5/5

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Current Resident - April 22, 2013, 4:39 pm
Navy and Marines set the roll to Inboard. Martha Stewart rolls Outboard to show the pretty paper....
MissPriss - January 8, 2013, 10:31 am
If you have teenagers, it really doesn't matter...they don't care which way is right or wrong, they still don't have a clue how to replace it when it's empty!
robbidos - January 8, 2013, 10:27 am
its only backwards if you dont have a little kid or cat.


MOBILE RELIEF -




TAX TIME -


TAGS: tax time poor poorer poorest money taxes pen paper accountant
Rating: 3.58/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 3:50 pm
hahaha... that's a good one ;)


MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs




POWER WASHER - because toilet paper just isn't enough




ZOMBIES - Now into advertising


TAGS: zombies newspaper
Rating: 2.53/5

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lulz. - September 1, 2008, 6:35 pm
kids okay too.


IT'S OKAY - No one will know you did it....




THE JOB INTERVIEW - March right in and put your best foot forward!


TAGS: job interview toilet paper shoe
Rating: 4.6/5

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Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 9:44 pm

Is that a guy? Look at the arms, and the hands... Is that a guy?!?!


THE PAPER - Should be like a miniskirt Long enough to cover everything... But short enough to keep it interesting


TAGS: paper miniskirt
Rating: 4.47/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 12:20 pm
Thanks, I shall wear them with pride :) rofl
mariand - August 7, 2011, 12:19 pm
cool...5 paper miniskirts for you


GIBBERISH - Everybody says "coochicoochicoo" when they see me... Its as if they've gone daft and speak only Gibberish... Haven't they heard about friggin' newspapers....


TAGS: baby gibberish newspaper nonsense baby
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - August 23, 2011, 12:44 am
He's a crossword consultant for the NY Times... :D
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 5:54 pm
I'll bet the ****y little bugger does 'em in pen
440wakeup - August 22, 2011, 5:49 pm
yueagh well lets see that lil rhapscallion do the soduku, insollent lil pup.


M. A. D. P. H. -




WHAT WORKOUT DO YOU NEED? -




FLASH OF GENIUS -




Sure Honey, Ill Watch Him -




a rare look -




Ads On Toilet Paper -


TAGS: toilet paper ads
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:55 pm
True story.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:54 pm
All I could think was.... "My, God! There's an a**ailant on the run..... hasn't wiped yet?"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:53 pm
"What happened?" Apparently the man was dropping a deuce at the McDonald's and there was no tp. He asked a manager for some who spoke little English. The man became enraged with the manager and pulled a knife on him. They called the police, he took off.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:49 pm
Once, when I was a child, my family had some police officers knock at our door, wanting to searching the back yard for an attacker at a nearby McDonald's. They didn't find him in our yard, however my dad had to ask....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 11:47 am
Hmmm, I see.
MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:40 am
Might be the only way to get management to actually replace the TP when you tell them it's out!


IN TODAYS HEADLINES -




IGNORANCE - If it were bliss you'd actually be happy




DELL - Now Selling Large, Expensive Paper Weights


TAGS: dell laptops computers electronics paperweight
Rating: 4.5/5

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Oiler - January 25, 2013, 6:23 pm
Just finished getting a THIRD new harddrive in my 6 month old HP laptop...does ANYONE make a good PC ?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 7:15 pm
Coincidence or CONSPIRACY? :D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 7:14 pm
That's right. Who would've thought that Darwin's theory of evolution applied to inanimate objects? I'm completely bamboozled.
rerun - November 3, 2012, 6:33 pm

I remember when Dell was a great product, especially when they were built to order. Guess one must compete to survive
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 2:23 am
Every once in a while, with some products, someone gets a lemon. I suppose every once in a while someone finds a perfectly good Dell.
falloutghoul - November 2, 2012, 9:52 pm
My Dell has been working good for 2 years now, and hasn't failed me once.
caveman - November 2, 2012, 8:27 pm
But......i have a dell. (Coincidence that it's currently being repaired)
rerun - November 2, 2012, 8:07 pm

I have 4 year old Toshiba that the power cord was severed. I may revive it instead.
maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 12:36 pm
I Was Going To Buy One Last Year Until I Seen My G F IPod It Does Everything.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2012, 2:40 am
I had my Dell for a year, and the motherboard had malfunctioned a day after the manufacturer warrantee expired, and a month after my GeekSquad Black Tie thingy expired. Coincidence? I think not. Sorry about your Dell, too.
rerun - November 1, 2012, 8:02 pm

Looks like the same pile of junk I have. I will never buy another Dell.


THE ONLY SURE WAY TO WIN ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. - Rock, Paper, Scissors...Gun


TAGS: pistol rock paper scissors win
Rating: 3.43/5

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ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 7:42 am
not if you use dynomite
Rudedog - March 19, 2013, 11:12 pm
Paper wins with gun control legislature.


BOLLOCKS - It's just not gonna be my day!


TAGS: bollocks paper drop
Rating: 3.37/5

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MO - April 23, 2010, 11:36 am
Well it's just gonna get worse from here.....1L


ROCK PAPER SCISSORS - Stop fighting please !




DISTRACTIONS - CAN LEAD TO REJECTIONS




DIGITAL COMMUNICATIONS - Less cumbersome and easier to manage than old fashioned bulletin boards.




JUST WATCH THE SOCCER FANS -




ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS - Where's your paper now? WHERE IS IT?!




6 PACK - What Were You Expecting You Perv




PAPER BAGS -


TAGS: paper bags ugly b***erface fit demotivational motivational poster
Rating: 2.15/5

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whatukno - November 17, 2009, 2:28 pm
b***erface!


ROTARY PAPERWORK - My Recollection of a "Simplified" Grant




EXCUSE ME -




That's Classified -




Optimism -


TAGS: optimism rerun as motifake paperboy
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - September 4, 2013, 2:45 pm
But back then you were on a Penny Farthing...
ughomer - September 4, 2013, 1:19 pm
Still, you ride a Schwinn with balloon tires, betcha!
rerun - September 4, 2013, 6:59 am

Still? I am the paperboy


paper or plastic? -




Good News, Everyone! -




Solving America's Problems - Like a Boss -




Paperman -




Making Paper Airplanes -


TAGS: making paper airplanes success airman
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 11, 2013, 1:13 am
Thanks for all the comments. And Airman get back here!
mariand - June 10, 2013, 3:28 am
When I thought I forgot how to do paper airplanes, I had to teach my son how to do it... now my house is full of paper airplanes and the show goes on...;)
Sho - June 9, 2013, 10:22 pm
still in the air, there is no stopping him. hope he drifts by again
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 9:18 pm

Oh, I do miss him! Great poster!
Greeny - June 9, 2013, 9:05 pm
Outstanding tribute!


Empty -


TAGS: bathroom toilet paper constipation
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:07 pm
The situation is similar to cartoons who fall only when they "notice" their predicament; if you notice the tp roll empty, your b*tt checks clench and you get constipated. If you DON'T notice it in time, then you get the runs. :-/
Silverheart - April 11, 2014, 11:42 am

I've sacrificed a few socks to the porcelain diety in similar situations...
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 11:18 am
Am I reading this wrong...I usually get the runs THEN notice there is no TP! Am I the only one?
Airman - April 11, 2014, 10:19 am
reminds me of the time when I was 11 and had an emergency in the woods. Leaves were handy.. but turned out to be poison ivy. Mom got quite the chucle out of it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 12:04 am
ROFLMAO!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 12:02 am
Holy crap! - no pun intended. It sounds like it's a real knee-slapper. Send me a pm if you'd like. My wife says I laugh at the most ridiculous things, lol.
Oldsod - April 10, 2014, 5:23 pm
...but surely, this is why God gave us TWO hands...
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:39 pm

PS: There was no plunger, either...(bigger sigh)
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:38 pm

I would love to tell you all about a bathroom experience that culminated with this discovery. It happened in a warehouse-sized antique shop somewhere in Kansas and remains one of the most mortifying experiences of my long and dusty life...(sigh)


The News -


TAGS: newspaper articles gossip websites news
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:19 am
Couldn't even begin to guess at which would be stop-the-press worthy from the characters around this place...teehee. Thanks space ya dawg.
MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:17 am
Glad ya enjoyed it...thanks!
spacedog - June 24, 2013, 5:55 pm
HA! Motifake tablet/tabloid press. Awesome idea. 5L
lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 3:00 pm

I said HANDSOME face!~ 5LLLLL


THE PAPER AIRPLANE -




Huh? -


TAGS: toilet paper penguins
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Oldsod - December 9, 2013, 7:08 am
Why not?
Greeny - December 6, 2013, 11:52 pm
Too late
Silverheart - December 6, 2013, 11:04 pm

You get that, Steve?


Whistle While You Work -


TAGS: whistling men toilet paper wipe
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:20 am
That's gotta be some mountain man lyrics from none other than our dear ol' Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:19 am
Yeah yeah...it was all fun and games 'til the dam ping pong ball popped ya in the eye greeny!
Greeny - August 24, 2014, 2:48 pm
I once saw a gal up on stage who could whistle; among other things...
GaryO - August 24, 2014, 1:10 pm
Heh…the lyrics help some too; 'There's buckwheat cakes and Injun batter…look awaaay. Look awaaay'


EVERYTHING GOOD ABOUT BIEBER -




Credit Cards -




THE NOODLE INCIDENT - The real reason agdaniele and Logicdude aren't allowed in the same room anymore


TAGS: newspaper reports of the day were horrifying
Rating: 3.67/5

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MrBlack - March 11, 2010, 7:32 pm
Revenge of the Babysat! I remember that one!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2009, 9:16 am
Taking bids on the film now. Opening at $10,000. (that's dollars not Pesos Aggy)
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:32 pm
Fanboy reference? Blasphemy!
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 5:26 pm
I can still hear the fire trucks...
LogicDude - October 5, 2009, 5:23 pm
YEAH! *snicker*
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:15 pm
NO ONE CAN PROVE WE DID THAT!!!
Silcas - October 5, 2009, 4:17 pm
Awesome fanboy reference!


PROTESTING - You're Doing It Wrong




-




NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER - C'mon get a closer picture! What's he gonna do? "KID-NAP US" or something!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage kidnapper koran ramadan hajii newyork time newspaper reporter
Rating: 2.56/5

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agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
It's not a bunker, Billy; it's your parent's basement. I guess an empty bottle of lotion would be YOUR bunker buster, huh?
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
Yer a bigotted cu*n*t, Billy.
Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:01 pm
Snap that ragheads neck before he blows someone up.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:44 pm
Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it...5 from me Yeo!


ENTRANCE AND EXIT - They should NEVER be mistaken


TAGS: toilet paper
Rating: 2.38/5

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CHIDORI ON PAPER - WE WILL CHIDORI YOUR PAPER!!


TAGS: chidori on paper
Rating: 2.16/5

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Mr. Shiny - April 30, 2010, 3:04 pm
um yeah


IRONY - It kills cats


TAGS: cats irony paper mache
Rating: 2.07/5


ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS - For the new age.


TAGS: xbox 360 playstation wii rock paper scissors
Rating: 1.68/5

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TrueX - February 28, 2009, 1:58 am
360 I need to swear and yell at as many people I can on XBL. PS3 I Have a BluRay player that plays 2 games and am mostly likely a Sony fanboy. Wii I play WiiSports for 20mins before I realize I look like an idiot. ALL If I b**** about which is best DIAF
TrueX - February 28, 2009, 1:47 am
I think you got that swapped Culos, 360 is for when you have friends on the Internet and PS3 is for when you have no friends.
xxx - February 22, 2009, 5:14 pm
all you get is a stupid piece of boulder
Culos - February 10, 2009, 2:16 pm
I wish it did, that would be value for money, but seriously 360 is for when you have no friends at all, PS3 for if you have friends somewhere on the Internet and the Wii for when you have real friends. Go figure in which category you belong...
Berge - February 10, 2009, 2:05 pm
I think we can all agree that the Wii sucks.
Schifty - December 15, 2008, 12:39 pm
no 360's better
drac666 - November 30, 2008, 1:31 am
PS3 IS THE BEST!!!!


HMMMM... - Does anyone else notice anything demonic about this game?


TAGS: funny rock paper scissors
Rating: 1.6/5

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G4briel - March 13, 2010, 9:22 am
You mean...rock? Or maybe the "left hand path"?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:46 pm
Is this a dig at 5 year olds?


Rue the day -




Why am I indoors?! -




THE REAL REASON -


TAGS: toilet paper retriever kid humor
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 6, 2016, 6:20 pm
And a source of spare organs...
EmilioDumphque - March 6, 2016, 12:57 am
As years go by, they are more and more helpful. (If you've done it right)


LIAR! -


TAGS: newspaper fail duck
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 10:59 pm
A "GaryO" comment!
concern3 - January 18, 2017, 3:50 am
Love it, UP yours


I pity the stool! -


TAGS: pity toilet paper
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 28, 2016, 4:29 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!! As I scrolled down past the toilet paper, I was glad to see you had the same reaction! Thanks for sharing this! I needed a real good laugh! LUV it! ^!
concern3 - November 28, 2016, 9:56 am
Nice UP yours


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TAGS: newspaper headline fail
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 20, 2016, 9:57 am
Really Funny, UP yours


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TAGS: life toilet paper andy rooney
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:32 am
I LUUUUUV this!!! Goes good with the quote! I'm gonna have to make this toilet paper holder! Have to include the quote! I'm totally stealing this! Tnx oh soggy eyed one! 5 inspired lions!


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TAGS: toilet paper ugly people ***
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:24 pm
See the difference is that we have a lap to use when we're in there. Most of the guys stand up!
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:22 pm
Thanks for the 5er.
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:21 pm
You better make sure you "ply" it well...teehee.
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:50 pm
Nice Slam, Priss! I'm adding this one to my repertoire!
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:49 pm
I thought I was the only one who took advantage of the portability of my laptop! LOL!
Thedge - December 6, 2014, 2:53 pm
So much for carrying the laptop into the shanty! 5L


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TAGS: newspaper headline fail
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 28, 2016, 5:04 pm
Captain Obvious strikes again. ^^^^^Up


Servant -




Life's A Bitch -


TAGS: life hitler newpaper bathroom stole
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 28, 2016, 4:31 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - October 28, 2016, 4:24 am
Back out of the room verrrry sloowwwly and quietly, crawl out the bathroom window and fetch your local neighborhood exorcist!!!!! LOL! ^!


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TAGS: paperwork sucks
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 2:02 am
Unfortunately, waaay too true! LOL! Thanks Edge!
Thedge - December 5, 2014, 2:55 pm
But, no job is complete until the paperwork is done. 5'd.


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